omnipresentabomination:

omnipresentabomination:

where’s the dislike button for posts

dark xkit, give me dislike and deblog buttons

silvasaliva:

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

better-positive-memes:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

tatehorror:

When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it

candyredterezii:

strawberry-guy:

candyredterezii:

strawberry-guy:

i keep getting advertisements about hot sexy milfs in my area 

turn on your location OP

LOOKING FOR MY NEMESIS

barduils:

MUST BE:

• tall

• gay

• stylish (or at least willing to make an effort)
  

• proficient in the art of unnecessarily melodramatic monologues and both willing and capable of performing them whilst fighting a similarly competent opponent at the same time in a battle of both wits & fists

• open to the possibility of falling in love with me

DO NOT contact me with unsolicited advice or offers